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Do you know any English jokes?

英語のジョークを知っていますか?

活用方法
1.自分オリジナルの文を作ってみよう。
2.現在形だけでなく、未来形・過去形・完了形の文も作ってみよう。
3.オリジナルの文をコメント欄に投稿しよう。
4.授業中、オリジナルの文を先生に確認してもらおう。

【生徒様の例文】
・I have one! Q: I tried to tell a construction joke… A: But I’m still working on it!

・Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

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  • No. I don’t know any English jokes. I just learned what English jokes are for the first time here.

  • I heard a conversation long time ago, between President Clinton and Japanese Prime Minister Mori Yoshiro. Mori Yoshiro didn’t speak English well. His secretary told him , just say “How are you?” And Prime Minister will say “Fine thank you ,and you?” You just need to say “Me too “

    But Mori Yoshiro made a mistake. He said “Who are you?” President Clinton answered “I am Hillary’s husband “ Mori Yoshiro said “Me too “

  • I don’t know if this is jokes or not though..
    This is one scene of a movie, there’re three women.They are friends. One day, They go to a drive-through on a same car and one woman ordered“Three hamburgers, three potatoes and three cherry pies”, then asks other women “What about you?”.

  • No, I don’t. So I looked it up.

    I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

    A : Hey, man ! Please call me a taxi.
    B:Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

  • I don’t know any English jokes so I serch it and find this.
    A: What clothes does a house wear?
    B: Address.
    I understand English joke is a wordplay like «Dajare» in Japanese. I’m interested in English words which have similar pronunciation.

  • I don’t know at all. So I looked up online, and got following fanny story.
    A man asked the god.
    Man:How much time is 1 million years for you?
    God:It’s just like one second for me.
    Man:Then how much worth is 1 million dollars for you?
    God:It’s just like one cent for me.
    Man:I see, then could you give me that one cent?
    God:Ok then. Just wait for one second.
    It really means the God turnned down that man’s request.
    Apparently it’s famous story.

  • Yes, when there is no money in my wallet, I say “My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.”

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